I am officially "CERT"ified

I do not mean I am crazy, I mean I save lives and stuff. Well, I mean I can save lives and stuff. Well, okay maybe my partner and I died from walking right into a HAZMAT room within 30 seconds of our rescue simulation, but still...

Productivity dipped slightly below 100% today

But to be fair, my boss was the one that built the office fort for me to find when I got back from lunch.

And this was me in the afternoon yesterday after very little sleep, an early morning meeting, and a day with no sugar. I finally accepted defeat and went for some caffeine to get me through the day. Trish would ask WWPS (this stand for "what would Porter say". He is my fitness coach)? Well, luckily there are 0 calories in a diet dr. pepper.